Coffee Shop Confusion
(The customer doesn't hear very well, and the waiter is impatient.)
Customer: What can I have to start with?
Waiter: Soup or salad.
Customer: What's Super Salad?
Waiter: What do you mean "Super Salad"?
Customer: I thought you just said you have a Super Salad.
Waiter: No, we don't have anything like that. Just plain green salad. And tomato soup.
Customer: Oh, OK. Well, what do you have for dessert?
Waiter: We have pie and apples.
Customer: I don't care much for pineapples.
Waiter: Are you making jokes or what? We have pie and apples.
Customer: OK,OK. Just give me the soup and a piece of apple pie.
Waiter: Sorry, the only pie we have is berry.
Customer: Very what?
Waiter: What?
Customer: You said the pie was very something. Very good?
Waiter: Mmmm. I said the pie was berry.
And if you will wait just a minute. I'm going to get another waiter to serve you.