Things you need to know about government

Here are thins you need to know about government and politicians.

(1) You cannot ask then to save money. That is not what they do.
(2) You cannot ask them to make money. They do that by printing them.
(3) You cannot ask them to delegate their work. They don't know what work is.
(4) You cannot get mad at them. They think they are doing things for you.
(5) You cannot joke about anything in front of them. They do not know the reality.
(6) You cannot give them money illegally unless you want them to do something for you.
(7) They love beer drinking, pop drinking, candy eating, cigarette smoking, big car driving, fat people. So they can tax them without feeling guilty.
(8) Don't ask them about what they can do for you. Ask how much you can do for them.
(9) There are republicans and democrats, right or left. There is no good and evil. Both are just as bad in totally opposite ways.

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