PSPINC CEO Kenichi Uchikura's Blog

Laughing in Court

6月

6日

How do court stenographers keep a straight face?
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
I think all were from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howe.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Connection Failed

6月

5日

I am not on it.

My flight from Seattle to Vancouver was delegated 40 minutes. Whe I git to Vancouver, the door was already closed on Taipei flight. They asked me to fly to Hong Kong and then to Taipei. I did not want to do that, so I asked if I could fly to Narita the to Taipei.

They were able to book me to Narita and booked ANA to Taipei. It will take few hours longer but i will get there today, Air Canada ground person went out of her way to secure my flight through Narita. I am very thankful. For that I will fly Air Canada again for sure.

#valueproposition

2 Months

6月

4日

It has been two month since Pompom has gone.
I am still not over it ... Actually I will never over this. I just going through it.

People ask me to get another dog. If I did another dog, I will probably love a log but I do not want to replace Pompom. I must be a weak person.

#pompom #pompomiamhere #pompomuchikura #pompomwashere #tinypompomnano

You don’t get over it – You just get through it.

6月

4日

It has been two months ...

You don’t get over it – You just get through it. You don’t get by it – because you can’t get around it. It doesn’t get better – it just gets different. Everyday – Grief puts on a new face.

11/28/2002. Born
02/13/2003. Became Uchikura
04/03/2018. Rest

Thank you for 15 years of love.

#pompom #pompomiamhere #pompomuchikura #pompomwashere #tinypompomnano

Thinking of Social Network

6月

3日

I realized few things about Social Network.

Fist of all, it is impossible to be liked by everyone. At the same time, no matter how bad you are, there will be someone who likes you. So they key is know who you want to be liked and design your post around those people. If you want to sell your products, you need to know who might buy your products.

As you get more popular, you will be hated by some people ... You need to ignore them. Yes, they are like back ground noise. No matter what you do, they will hate you. Look at President Trump ... people will find the way to hate him and say thing like "he has done nothing."

Do not try to convince someone about your way of thinking. There will be people understand your way and there will be people just do not even try understand. Don't waste your time and effort. They will not change.

Don't be discouraged when there is nobody likes you. Keep doing what you are doing, there will be people there for you. If will get nothing when you quit. Just spend little time writing anything. Continuation is more important than one good article. Good luck and keep writing.

#kiroboto #marketing #pompom #pompomiamhere #pompomuchikura #pompomwashere #pspinc #tinypompomnano #uchikuraco #valueproposition

Golf Handicap

6月

2日

My Official USGA Handicap

Handicap being in its 15.x for three years, it is finally starting to move down. As of today, my handicap is 14.0. It is not as good as I have been but it is starting to move in the good direction. My goal this year is to get to under 13. That will be wonderful.

ハンディキャップが15台からやっと14になりました。今年の目標は13を切ることですが、前途多難です。今日も 46/49 で 95 も叩いてしまいました。なかなかうまくゆかないですね。

Work Hard !!!

6月

1日

There is a tree with sweet smelling flower outside of my office. There are many black bees collecting nectar. I saw one bee unable to fly any more on the ground today. I collected flowers from the tree and lay them all around a bee on the ground. I don't know what happened after that but I felt he was happy.

For that bee, he really was working until he die. If I can make him little more peaceful, I think I am happy. Work hard ... that is why I am here.

#bentoboxlinucpc #bentoboxlinuxpc #japanfair2018 #kiroboto #marketing #onlinesales #postinheaven #pspinc #uchikuraco #valueproposition

By Gone Era ... Film Camera

6月

1日

Canon has stop the production and sale of last film camera called Canon EOS-1v. I had no idea there were still filmed camera around. I guess the word "Film" and "Filmed" are not going to used much any more.

In the same token, Fuji Film announced they are stopping the production of black and white 36mm film.

Do you know why it is called 36mm?

It only takes about 10 minutes to draw.

5月

31日

It does not take long any more to draw simple picture of Pompom. So, I am drawing few a week.

#pompom #pompomiamhere #pompomuchikura #pompomwashere #tinypompomnano

New Drawing of Pompom

5月

30日

Finished Product

I started this yesterday and I just finished it.
Tiny and nano are staying with me as Mayumi is on business trip to California.
My business trip to Asia will start next Monday.
This will be my first trip since Pompom has passed.
I still feel like I am leaving Pompom for my business trip.

#pompom #pompomiamhere #pompomuchikura #pompomwashere #tinypompomnano